z = head
x = kick
These guys are not Ronaldo or Messi. They can barely hit the ball. Who the hell hired these two clowns? They are laughable. It is like two kids trying to kick the ball, but they cannot control their bodies yet. But these guys are adults! Whatever, at least this joke is funny. Watch these miserable soccer players play against each other, or even better join this game together with them! Have fun.